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Sierra Leone's Ariogbo says:- Papa, Do Ya, Lef Da Pikin!
By Ariogbo Newspaper
Nov 1, 2011, 17:14
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This Ariogbo remembers when it was attending school with other little Ariogbos. There was this song which we used to sing against elderly folks who want to use their age to bully young people. It is a single phrase song that goes like this: Papa lef da pikin Although this Ariogbo by then never knew the actual meaning of that song, it definitely went a long way to draw the attention of the elderly folks that their actions should be in line with their ages.

 

This means that if you are an eighty years old Ariogbo, you should act as an eighty years old Ariogbo. But if your actions at eighty contravene expected practices, we in the Ariogbo Kingdom do not hesitate to call you BIG MAN BIG FOOL. Thank God there is this popular adage among the human folks that states: Fool at forty, fool forever.

 

You humans are not used to puzzles and am sure you might be wondering why this Ariogbo is talking in riddles. Well, I just read a piece authored by an eighty year old human being called Osama Banja in which the old man used all sorts of unacceptable and unprintable invectives against a young, beautiful and inspirational forty years old girl called Sylvie Iron Lady.

 

With no regrets for using the adjective NYMPHOMANIAC in an earlier piece against this young girl, the old Papay Osama Banja has repeated the same adjective; though this time he only used it as the word NYMPH. Humans, do you know the meaning of the word NYMPHOMANIAC? It is an excessive sexual desire in and behavior by a female. Bo Papay Osama Banja, why you sef dae behave en misbehave so nar crowd? Such a behavior does not befit a big man.

 

Dont you know that this Sylvie Iron Lady that you fasin to describe in derogatory terms is one of the few female role models we have in this Lion Mountain and in the Ariogbo Kingdom? Or apart from that sef, how do you expect the younger folks to look at you? Will you blame them if they decide to see and call you BIG MAN BIG FOOL? 

 

Who says Osama Banja is a replica of the respected American citizen Benjamin Franklyn? Benjamin Franklyn will never behave rudely in public; he will never refer to a respected woman like Sylvie Iron Lady as a nymphomaniac; he will never behave as a BIG MAN BIG FOOL. So you better stop comparing the eighty one year old respected American with a man that is frustrated because certain people have decided to hol up his pension. 

 

What this Ariogbo is here to do is to expose immoral elderly folks. And Osama Banja, please desist from acting the way you are doing especially against Sylvie Iron Lady. Please take this as a precaution and not a threat. But the next time you ventures to behave contrary to accepted norms, this Ariogbo will definitely come knocking at your house in search of witches and wizards.


So do ya papa, lef da small pikin.


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