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How to Demonise a Mumu Government in Sierra Leone
By Awareness Times
Aug 16, 2007, 18:15
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It is very easy actually. Just follow the steps effectively undertaken by certain clever members of the Opposition in Sierra Leone against the Governments ruling SLPP Party during the Weekend of Last General Elections. Here goes:

1. Get your own supporters to be caught with fake Electoral Cards and Elections Materials that you yourselves manufactured and sensationalise your catch WITHOUT PROOF that your supporters are SLPP supporters. How you managed to get the leak that led you to catch the supporters is not to worry you as these aforementioned Opposition elements have stated many times, as far as the Opposition are concerned, people in Sierra Leone are too stupid to analyse and gullible to fall for any sensational news. Like Libyan Rice.

2. Assure your caught supporters that with the help of your collaborators within the Police, they will never get charged to court.

3. In the case of some of your other supporters that are "caught", ensure that the "culprits" are not taken to the police station nor to the Radio Stations but that the materials caught with them are instead taken. Dont worry about whether people will not find it strange that your mob of vigilant youths caught the materials but not the culprits. Afterall, as these aforementioned Opposition elements have stated many times, as far as the Opposition are concerned, people in Sierra Leone are too stupid to analyse and gullible to fall for any sensational news. Like Libyan Rice.

4. Also, Make duplicate ballot boxes or get them from sources within the N.E.C. and plant these boxes in strategic locations where you will later claim to have found them filled with ballot materials in favour of the ruling SLPP thus creating an outcry against the SLPP.

IN ALL OF THIS, COUNT ON ONE SALIENT, INESCAPABLE FACT: The SLPP is a Mumu Government. Even if they (the SLPP) had decided to find their voice and refute the propaganda, it would have been too late and people will already have believed the reports that your Radio Station Collaborators will readily broadcast over their Stations that vigilant youths caught materials the SLPP had planned to use to rig.

 


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