From Awareness Times Newspaper in Freetown

SATIRE
Simple Mathematical Analysis in Sierra Leone Journalism Landscape
By Satire Department
Apr 12, 2012, 17:08

Satire!  Satire!  Satire!  Satire!

SIMPLE  MATHEMATICAL ANALYSIS

Sylvia Blyden Plus All SLPP Journalists   = Two and a Half

Sylvia Blyden Minus All SLPP Journalists =  Two

All SLPP Journalists Minus Sylvia Blyden =  Half


Therefore, all the SLPP Journalists put together are not up to half the journalistic skills of Sylvia Blyden alone. This is why SLPP Journalists spend all their time fruitlessly trying to pull Sylvia Blyden down whilst the dynamic female Publisher strides on as the leading Opinion maker.

Q.E.D.

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THE LITTLE THIEVING SQUIRREL THAT HAS GOTTEN SLPP JOURNALISTS ALL UP IN A TANGLE



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